Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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