Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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