we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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