Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
im on a boat
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