youre lurking in front of me
Acid is not a monday night drug
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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