South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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