singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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