I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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