Where is the hickey?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dear god my vagina.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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