Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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