Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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