You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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