your thong is hanging out like whoa
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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