3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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