It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize