I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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