I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Pooping to opera.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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