i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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