I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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