Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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