I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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