I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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