I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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