I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I supernannyed him into submission
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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