Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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