I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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