We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
