sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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