normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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