fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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