She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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