i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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