we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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