Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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