In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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