i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
