we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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