More tranny stories later!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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