I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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