Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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