so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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