So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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