no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm both gender and math confused
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