i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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