I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Randomize
