I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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