My hand turned me down
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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