2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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