You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Actions speak louder than pants.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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