Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
