Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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