belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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