Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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