Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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