That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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